TEXAS IS BURNING WITH ELVIS!

Well fiercer than a jalapeno in July, Texas has here been taken by the King himself! It's similar to an old-timey rock and roll feast with every town lookin' cooler than a greased pig at the county fair. You can practically smell the peanut butter and banana sandwiches wafting in the air, y'all! Elvis fans have been swarmin' to Texas like it's Grac